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UNIBEN:UNIVERSITY OF BENIN ADMISSION LIST 2016/2017 RELEASED

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This is to inform 2016 all aspirants of University of Benin that took part in the 2016/2017 Pre-admission Screening exercise that the admission list has been released and has  been uploaded. The University of Benin Admission list was released on November 8th 2016 at exactly 10pm today 8th. Candidates are advised to check their admission status online and then proceed to pay their acceptance fee as from Friday 11th, November 2016. To check your admission status visit https:// uniben.waeup.org /login Type in your username and password in the spaces provided. Click on "Login" and proceed to view your admission status. Note: Online Clearance also starts on Friday 11th, November 2016. Information concerning physical clearance will be announced later. The picture is a prove of what you will see when you login your Kofa account.

UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN RELEASES NAMES OF STUDENTS WHO ARE TO RE-UPLOAD THEIR ' O' LEVEL RESULT DUE TO PREVIOUSLY BLURRED DOCUMENTS.

The following candidates listed below should submit a clean and clear copy of the “O” level results that was logged-in during the University of Ibadan 2016/2017 screening exercise. This is important as the previously submitted document(s) was blurred and unclear. Candidates who do not submit a clear copy latest Tuesday Nov 8 stand a risk of being removed from the 2016/2017 Admission process. Kindly send a scanned copy of your document(s) by email to ugadmissions@ui.edu.ng with the following title: Complain Documents/Surname/Faculty e.g Complain Documents/Adeola/Social Sciences Please note that this statement in no way validates that the candidates will be recommended for admission in University of Ibadan. Fn: Sn:  jamb_n: Name: Gender: State of Origin: SubjectComb: Faculty: Department: 7 34 66037018JH YAKUBU TEMITOPE KOLAWOLE M EKI ENG BIO CHE PHY AGRICULTURE AND FORESTRY AGRICULTURAL ECONOMICS 81 13 66232458EF KOLAWOLE SUNDAY ABAYOMI M OSU ENG AGR CHE P...

UNIBEN: DIRECT ENTRY UPDATE (Screening Exercise Score)

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This is to inform all university of Benin Direct Entry (DE) applicants who took part in the 2016 DE Admission Screening Exercise (ASE) to  login their Uniben account and check their screening scores even as they await Admission List which is to be released soon.

THE WHORE/HOE I ONCE PITIED

Nina is a married lady. she was 26. she was very beautiful with fair silky smooth skin. one day she got sent out of the house by her husband because of having an affair with her husband’s friend. i found her sitting i a bus stop alone. it was 10.00 pm. i went sat next to her said there won’t be any buses coming at this time, if you want you can stay at my place tonight. she immediately agreed to that. we came to my single room, next day morning she said i will stay here for few more days if you don’t mind, i said ok to this. and she told me to buy her some night wears, bras and panties too. in the evening when i got back i gave all the dresses to her. she went into bathroom and come out with a t-shirt and a short. we both had dinner. after we finished dinner she said you are helping me so much i’ll have give something back to you in return. i said it’s ok, but she didn’t agree and said she had decided to give and stood up said my wh...

WEIRD FACTS

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MOUAU FIRST BATCH ADMISSION LIST RELEASED

News from Micheal Okpara University as related by it Public relations Officer is below OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF PUBLIC R0ELATIONS, SUG MOUAU – Comr. Okoro Kennedy This is to inform the general public that the management of Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike has released her First Batch Admission List for 2016/2017 Session. HOW TO CHECK ADMISSION STATUS Candidates who sat for Screening are to logon to the School Portal @ www.mouauportal.edu.ng - Click on Check Admission Status - Input Jamb Registration Number. - Enter to See Status. Congratulations to newly Admitted Students. Comr. Obiora Okeke reporting for SUG MOUAU PRESS.

UNIVERSIRT OF IBADAN: Set to release admission list releases Cut-off mark

ORDER OF LISTING Department Merit cut off mark Educationally Less Privileged States cut off mark ARTS: Anthropology Merit:50.00 ELDS:NIL Arabic Language and Literature: Merit:50.00 ELDS:NIL Archeaology 50.00 NIL Classics 50.00 NIL Communication and Language Arts 62.91 57.16 E. Studies- French 50.00 NIL E. Studies- German 50.00 NIL E. Studies- Russian 50.00 NIL English Language and Literature 57.10 51.25 History 50.00 NIL Islamic Studies 50.00 NIL Linguistics 57.08 56.54 Linguistics- Igbo NIL NIL Linguistics- Yoruba 50.00 NIL Music 50.00 NIL Philosophy 50.00 NIL Religious Studies 50.00 NIL Theatre Arts 51.91 NIL AGRIC. & FORESTRY Agricultural Economics 51.00 NIL Agricultural Extension and Rural Development 50.00 NIL Agronomy 50.70 NIL Animal Science 50.25 NIL Aquaculture and Fisheries Management 52.70 NIL Crop Protection and EnvironmentalBiology 50.00 NIL Forest Resource Management 53.50 NIL Wildlife and ...

UNIBEN: Admission update

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The university of Benin through it registrar, Mrs O. Oshodin just announced now that all 2016/2017 pre admission candidates should be on the look out as from Monday 17th of October for the admission list of the 2016/2017 academic session. She went further to explain that the school has not fully resumed because of the aspirants because it is not proper for any school to resume session without the year one students. She explained that this years admission process is going to be based on the normal three criteria for admission which are:* (1) merit (2) catchment area's (3) education less developed states. She also urge students to prepare for the post screening exercise (clearance) which will commence any moment from the upper week and also be fully ready because any candidate(s) without correct and genuine credentials will be disqualified as the provisional admission given to a candidate (s) will only be valid after successful completion of the post screening exercise (clearanc...
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The dig dug with my bestie's ex

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I have a very close friend named Rita. She was my bestie's ex-girlfriend, we became very close then, even after she broke up with my friend we used to text a lot. One fine day we both were very bored, she came up with an idea, and said lets play truth or dare. I said that's interesting! We started, after some boring rounds I asked her what would you do if you are a guy? She said: I would get drunk. As I also never drank I told why cant we get drunk? She agreed. She said she will bunk her college and asked me to pick her up. The day came I went to her college and waited for an hour, she came late and entered in the car said sorry and gave a hug. I took her to my place and on the way I picked a bottle of vodka from the wine shop. We got to my flat, we started having raw shots, as its my 1st time I felt drowsy in 3 shots.. She said are you a guy at all? I felt little angry and told her lets have more shots and we have 3 more without a break! Now she was also very drowsy, I p...

SENATE SCRAPS POST UTME , INCREASES JAMB VALIDITY TO THREE YEARS

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The Senate  on Thursday passed into law that which would guarantee the validity of any admission offered by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB to any candidate for a period of three academic years from the date of the conduct of Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME). Also, the Senate finally put to rest the controversy trailing the conduct of the Post-Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (Post-UTME) by the Universities, thereby declaring it illegal and unconstitutional, just as the upper chambers said that with the decision, the question of who was in charge of admission has been answered. Deliberating on the report by the Senator Barau Jibrin led Committee on Tertiary Institutions and TETFUND, of a Bill for an Act to amend the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, Act and other matters connected thereof, 2016( SB.245), the senators amended subsection (a) of section 5 to read as follows: ” 5(b) the Matriculations Examinations conducted by...

FUTO: Merit admission list released

This is to notify all candidates who applied for and participated in the admission screening exercise of Federal University of Technology Owerri (FUTO) that the portal for checking of admission status has been enabled. >To check your admission status, visit portal.futo.edu.ng/Modules/Admission/CheckAdmissionStatusRegular.aspx >Enter your JAMB Registration Number in the space provided.Click on "" to access your admission statusNote: If you are given admission then print the admission letter and proceed to Pay Acceptance

WEIRD FACTS WEDNESDAY

When getting a new car, choose one that is silver. The color is mostvisible on the road and is least likely to get into an accident. By law, a pregnant woman can pee anywhere she wants to in Britain, even if she chooses, in apolice officer’s helmets. The butterflies you get in your stomach when you see someoneyou like is actually a stress response causedby adrenaline. A small amount of stress helps you to remember things better but a large amount may hinder your memory. Russia did not consider beer an Alcohol until 2011 before then it was classified under soft drinks ... Expect weird facts at the last minutes of Wednesdays. Which of these did u find really weird

UNILAG:List of courses offered

Accountancy / Accounting Adult Education Architecture Biochemistry Botany Building Business Administration Business Education Business Management Cell Biology and Genetics Chemical Engineering Chemistry Chinese Studies Christian Religious Knowledge / Studies Civil Engineering Computer Engineering »Computer Science Creative Arts Dentistry And Dental Surgery» Early Childhood Education» Education and Biology» Education and Chemistry »Education and Christian Religious Studies» Education and Economics Education and English Language »Education and French» Education and Geography »Education and History» Education and Igbo »Education and Integrated Science» Education and Islamic Studies» Education and Mathematics» Education and Physics »Education and Yoruba »Educational Administration» Electrical / Electronic Engineering» English Language Estate Management »Finance »Fisheries »French »Geology »Geophysis »Guidance and Counseling »History and Strategi...

UNILAG: Admission list released

The University of Lagos, Akoka, has released the names of admitted students for 2016/2017 academic session. The list can be accessed online now.To check the list, visit http://admissions.unilag.edu.ng/?page_id=448Click on any of the faculties as listed on the page to access the names of admitted candidates into that faculty.

UNIBEN: Direct Entry (DE) Application for Admission Screening Exercise announced

The university of Benin DE application process and date as announced by the university Post-UDE Admission Screening 2016/2017 Application Start Date: 26/09/2016 15:30:00 Application Closing Date: 04/10/2016 22:00:00 The University of Benin hereby invites all candidates who applied for admission into the University as first choice for the 2016 Direct Entry (DE) admission to visit the University of Benin Website: www.uniben.edu for details of the procedure for the pre-Admission Screening exercise. Application for the Pre-Admission Screening Exercise will commence on Monday 26th September 2016 and will close at 12.00 Midnight on Tuesday 4th October 2016. Eligibility Candidates must have: Obtained at least five (5) credit passes at GCE O/L, SSCE, NECO or their equivalent. The subjects must include English Language, and Mathematics (for courses for which a credit in Mathematics is required) as well as three other relevant subjects as not more than two sittings, except for the MB.BS...

WAEC INTRODUCES E-MARKER FOR ESSAY/THEORY QUESTIONS

Authorities of the West African Examinations Council, WAEC, in line with global best practices, Wednesday said, it has introduced e-marker in examination process, beginning with the ongoing November/December examination nationwide.Head of WAEC Nigeria National Office, Mr Olutise Adenipekun who disclosed this during Education Writers’ Association of Nigeria, EWAN courtesy visit to its Lagos office said that the innovation will help in the assessment of theoretical questions such that marking will no longer be done manually but electronically.He noted that the project is scheduled to begin with the ongoing November/December West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE).Adenipekun explained that as a result of the development, candidates will no longer take their theory questions home after their examinations, as answer booklets are now combined with the question papers.According to him , the adoption of the Information Communication Technology (ICT) in the conduct of the e...

STUDY THE ART OF *WITCH-CRAFT* IN A UNIVERSITY: A COURSE IN SOUTH AFRICA COME 2018...

Universities in South Africa have been given the go ahead to offer B.Sc degree in Witchcraft, thanks to Blade Nzimande,The Minister for Higher Education and Training met representatives from Universities across the country and after two hours of discussion,Mr Nzimande noted:“I think this is a good idea.We have agreed that from next session, 2017/2018, all universities will be allowed to offer B.Sc in Wichcraft. After consultations, we unanimously agreed to incorporate the program into the curriculum”.The minister also agreed that witchcraft will help reduce traffic jam, solve marital problems and heal chronic diseases like HIV, Cancer and Diabetes.He also believes the degree program will help improve security as well as increase the level of fertility among the citizens.Traditionally, witchcraft was a source of calamitieslike drought, death, sickness and marital problems. But with time, the practice, which has spread across the continent, has been embraced.Witches from all over the co...

Madonna; resumption date

This is to inform the students of Madonna university okija that the school's resumption date for the 2016/2017 academic session still remains 16th September 2016. Also the hostel accommodation portal will be opened as from 14 of September for students to commence application.

FUTA: Admission list

This is to inform all candidates who participated in the admission screening exercise of the Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA) that the admission list for 2016/2017 has been released.We learnt that text messages were sent to candidates notifying them of their admission status.However, you can equally check your admission status onthe institution's website.To check yours, visithttp://www.futa.edu.ng/firars/welcome/admissions-Enter your UTME Reg Number in the space provided.

UNIZIK: Admission screening exercise update

A letter from the Nnamdi Azikiwe university as regards the 201 can be seen below. NNAMDI AZIKIWE UNIVERSITY P.M.B. 5025, AWKA, ANAMBRA STATE OFFICE OF THE REGISTRAR Nnamdi Azikiwe University has scheduled its 2016/2017 Post UTME Screening Exercise for candidates who chose the University as first choice. The candidates are required to apply for the screening exercise. The details are as outlined below: 1. SCREENING EXERCISE DATES Applications for screening will start on Wednesday, 14th and end on Friday, 30th September, 2016. 2. ELIGIBILITY i. Candidates who made Nnamdi Azikiwe University their first choice are eligible to apply. ii. The general cut-off mark is 180 points scored in the UTME (Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination) of 2016. 3. REGISTRATION PROCEDURE i. Candidates are to generate RRR (Remita Retrieval Reference) online by visiting http://portal.unizik.edu.ng and proceed to any Bank of their choice for payment. ii. Candidates are to go back to the portal for payment v...

UNIBEN: Admission screening exercise

The university of Benin has asked it prospective Candidates who registered for the 2016 Admission screening exercise to go back on-line and login their accounts at www.uniben.edu/waeup as from 2pm on 13th September, 2016 to check for the Day, Venue and Time for the face - to - face Screening Exercise Candidate are to come to their screening centres with the following: Acknowledgement slip / Screening Invitation Slip that contains the screening schedule

UNILAG: ADMISSION DISCLAIMER

According to the university of Lagos admissions office, "It has come to the notice of the University authorities that a text message is being sent to prospective Students by unknown persons notifying them that they have beengiven admission into the University of Lagos.This is a scam. The message did not emanate from the University of Lagos. Members of the public are advised to ignore this message as the University of Lagos does not send text messages to admitted candidates, and it does not require anyone to call any number.The University website is the only authenticsource of information on admission"