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UNIBEN: DIRECT ENTRY UPDATE (Screening Exercise Score)

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This is to inform all university of Benin Direct Entry (DE) applicants who took part in the 2016 DE Admission Screening Exercise (ASE) to  login their Uniben account and check their screening scores even as they await Admission List which is to be released soon.

THE WHORE/HOE I ONCE PITIED

Nina is a married lady. she was 26. she was very beautiful with fair silky smooth skin. one day she got sent out of the house by her husband because of having an affair with her husband’s friend. i found her sitting i a bus stop alone. it was 10.00 pm. i went sat next to her said there won’t be any buses coming at this time, if you want you can stay at my place tonight. she immediately agreed to that. we came to my single room, next day morning she said i will stay here for few more days if you don’t mind, i said ok to this. and she told me to buy her some night wears, bras and panties too. in the evening when i got back i gave all the dresses to her. she went into bathroom and come out with a t-shirt and a short. we both had dinner. after we finished dinner she said you are helping me so much i’ll have give something back to you in return. i said it’s ok, but she didn’t agree and said she had decided to give and stood up said my wh...

WEIRD FACTS

Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.  Breastfeeding allows a baby to give germs to mothers so that her immune system can respond and can synthesize antibodies for her baby.  Handshakes were originally meant to make sure that the person you were meeting wasn’t carrying a concealed weapon. The hand clasp proved that your hand was empty and shaking was meant to dislodge any weapons hiding up the sleeve Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.  Rubbing a banana peel on mosquito bites can help stop the itching.  Spanish national anthem has no words.  You don’t sneeze when you are asleep because the nerves involved in the sneeze reflex are also resting.  The colder the room you sleep in, odds are high that you’ll have a bad dream.  If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn pale. ...

MOUAU FIRST BATCH ADMISSION LIST RELEASED

News from Micheal Okpara University as related by it Public relations Officer is below OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF PUBLIC R0ELATIONS, SUG MOUAU – Comr. Okoro Kennedy This is to inform the general public that the management of Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike has released her First Batch Admission List for 2016/2017 Session. HOW TO CHECK ADMISSION STATUS Candidates who sat for Screening are to logon to the School Portal @ www.mouauportal.edu.ng - Click on Check Admission Status - Input Jamb Registration Number. - Enter to See Status. Congratulations to newly Admitted Students. Comr. Obiora Okeke reporting for SUG MOUAU PRESS.

UNIVERSIRT OF IBADAN: Set to release admission list releases Cut-off mark

ORDER OF LISTING Department Merit cut off mark Educationally Less Privileged States cut off mark ARTS: Anthropology Merit:50.00 ELDS:NIL Arabic Language and Literature: Merit:50.00 ELDS:NIL Archeaology 50.00 NIL Classics 50.00 NIL Communication and Language Arts 62.91 57.16 E. Studies- French 50.00 NIL E. Studies- German 50.00 NIL E. Studies- Russian 50.00 NIL English Language and Literature 57.10 51.25 History 50.00 NIL Islamic Studies 50.00 NIL Linguistics 57.08 56.54 Linguistics- Igbo NIL NIL Linguistics- Yoruba 50.00 NIL Music 50.00 NIL Philosophy 50.00 NIL Religious Studies 50.00 NIL Theatre Arts 51.91 NIL AGRIC. & FORESTRY Agricultural Economics 51.00 NIL Agricultural Extension and Rural Development 50.00 NIL Agronomy 50.70 NIL Animal Science 50.25 NIL Aquaculture and Fisheries Management 52.70 NIL Crop Protection and EnvironmentalBiology 50.00 NIL Forest Resource Management 53.50 NIL Wildlife and ...

UNIBEN: Admission update

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The university of Benin through it registrar, Mrs O. Oshodin just announced now that all 2016/2017 pre admission candidates should be on the look out as from Monday 17th of October for the admission list of the 2016/2017 academic session. She went further to explain that the school has not fully resumed because of the aspirants because it is not proper for any school to resume session without the year one students. She explained that this years admission process is going to be based on the normal three criteria for admission which are:* (1) merit (2) catchment area's (3) education less developed states. She also urge students to prepare for the post screening exercise (clearance) which will commence any moment from the upper week and also be fully ready because any candidate(s) without correct and genuine credentials will be disqualified as the provisional admission given to a candidate (s) will only be valid after successful completion of the post screening exercise (clearanc...
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The dig dug with my bestie's ex

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I have a very close friend named Rita. She was my bestie's ex-girlfriend, we became very close then, even after she broke up with my friend we used to text a lot. One fine day we both were very bored, she came up with an idea, and said lets play truth or dare. I said that's interesting! We started, after some boring rounds I asked her what would you do if you are a guy? She said: I would get drunk. As I also never drank I told why cant we get drunk? She agreed. She said she will bunk her college and asked me to pick her up. The day came I went to her college and waited for an hour, she came late and entered in the car said sorry and gave a hug. I took her to my place and on the way I picked a bottle of vodka from the wine shop. We got to my flat, we started having raw shots, as its my 1st time I felt drowsy in 3 shots.. She said are you a guy at all? I felt little angry and told her lets have more shots and we have 3 more without a break! Now she was also very drowsy, I p...

SENATE SCRAPS POST UTME , INCREASES JAMB VALIDITY TO THREE YEARS

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The Senate  on Thursday passed into law that which would guarantee the validity of any admission offered by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB to any candidate for a period of three academic years from the date of the conduct of Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME). Also, the Senate finally put to rest the controversy trailing the conduct of the Post-Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (Post-UTME) by the Universities, thereby declaring it illegal and unconstitutional, just as the upper chambers said that with the decision, the question of who was in charge of admission has been answered. Deliberating on the report by the Senator Barau Jibrin led Committee on Tertiary Institutions and TETFUND, of a Bill for an Act to amend the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, Act and other matters connected thereof, 2016( SB.245), the senators amended subsection (a) of section 5 to read as follows: ” 5(b) the Matriculations Examinations conducted by...